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I’m looking for a perfume to overpower men – I’m sick of karate.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
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I never made `Who’s Who,’ but I’m featured in `What’s That?’
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My body’s in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
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If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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You’ve got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It’s when somebody steps on the bride’s train, or belches during the ceremony that you’ve got comedy!
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Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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… if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don’t let them put the year.
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The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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Football never Olay Outfit Public Reason Same Wear Women
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.
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You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.
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Blood Discontinue Know Type
self-pity is better than none.
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