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The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours
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I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
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When I go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in.
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My body’s in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
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My photographs don’t do me justice – they just look like me.
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Before you get married you should meet your fiance’s parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Afford All Children Move Them Thing Want
If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.
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Enough Laugh Wrinkle
You’ve got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It’s when somebody steps on the bride’s train, or belches during the ceremony that you’ve got comedy!
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I never made `Who’s Who,’ but I’m featured in `What’s That?’
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What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Christmas Day Job Look Next Office Party
My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, “Attack!” And he has one. All he does is piddle. He’s nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.
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Attack Country Dog Even Hear Ible Lisp Mail One People Person Piddle
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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Best Contraceptive Nudity People
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
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