Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
NORM MACDONALDIt is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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