When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
NORM MACDONALDIt is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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