They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
NORM MACDONALDIt is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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