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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.

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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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Activity Ambition Energy Greatness Happiness
I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Believe Discover Life Moon Yourself
The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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$Norm MacDonald Quote - In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.$

In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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