Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
NORM MACDONALDI want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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