Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
NORM MACDONALDFlattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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