When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
NORM MACDONALDYou can’t love your team without hating another team.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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