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You can’t love your team without hating another team.

Norm MacDonald

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Acceptance Audience Goodness People
We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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Danger Fear Ourselves Philosophy Situation Suffering
The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Imperfection Man Ourselves Praise Seek Virtue
If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Desire Praise Yourself
It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Fortune Policy Wasted Time
I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Difference Fight Fun Myself See
Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Enjoyment Love Man Small Wind
Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Confidence Easy Man Temptation Violence
I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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End Fantasy Friendship Love Order Politics Simplicity Sports World
Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Correct Discover Improvement Mistake Yourself
It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Deep Necessary Tolerance
I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Care Exercise Preference Sex Win Yourself
I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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Computer Enough Food Money Myself Need Right Technology Yourself
Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Hate Love People Philosophy Violence
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Alcohol Bad Drink Hard Time Life
A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Device Equality Knowledge Person Practice

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