In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
NORM MACDONALDYou can’t love your team without hating another team.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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