Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
NORM MACDONALDYou can’t love your team without hating another team.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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