When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
NORM MACDONALDReason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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