I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
NORM MACDONALDReason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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