We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
NORM MACDONALDReason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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