Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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