Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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