Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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