Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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