The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAIN