A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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