The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINWell, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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