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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Lily Tomlin

If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up

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