Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
-
-
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
KIN HUBBARD -
There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
KIN HUBBARD -
Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARD -
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARD -
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
KIN HUBBARD -
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARD -
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARD -
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARD -
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
KIN HUBBARD -
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARD -
When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARD -
There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARD -
It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
KIN HUBBARD -
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
KIN HUBBARD -
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARD