Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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