University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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