The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDA friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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