No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDA friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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