“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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