My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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