Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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