A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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