Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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