The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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