Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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