Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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