I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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