There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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