Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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