If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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