Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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