Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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