There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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