The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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