The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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