University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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