No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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