The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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