A loafer always has the correct time.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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