When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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