We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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