Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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