When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDAn optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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