We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDAn optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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