Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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