The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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