A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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