If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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