When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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