Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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