When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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