Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDLots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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