The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDLots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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