On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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