Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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