Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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