The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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