Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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