The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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