The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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