My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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