I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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