The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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