Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDThere is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDIf the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
KIN HUBBARDLook out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
KIN HUBBARDNow and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDFun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARD