Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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