Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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