There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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