The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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