University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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