If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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