A loafer always has the correct time.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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