Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARD