There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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