When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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