Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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