Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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