Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDIf the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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