Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDIf the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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