Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDIf the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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