No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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