In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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