A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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