If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDNobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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