Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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