There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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