Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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