There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
KIN HUBBARDVery often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
KIN HUBBARDIt’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARDExecutive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARDThe reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
KIN HUBBARD