No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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