Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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