Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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