No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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