The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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