Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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