Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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