The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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