One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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