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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.

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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill

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