Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
GEORGE BURNSI’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
More George Burns Quotes
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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