If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNSI’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
More George Burns Quotes
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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