You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSI’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
More George Burns Quotes
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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