I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
GEORGE BURNSI’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
More George Burns Quotes
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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