Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
GEORGE BURNSEverything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
More George Burns Quotes
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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