I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
GEORGE BURNSI can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
More George Burns Quotes
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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