Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSI can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
More George Burns Quotes
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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