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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Frank Zappa

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell

There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

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