The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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So many books, so little time.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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