One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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