Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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