The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEIt’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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