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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

Bob Hope

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

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