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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

Bob Hope

She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

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