Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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