The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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