We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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