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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.

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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering

It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.

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