There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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