It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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