For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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