I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPETo give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPEI never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPEGolf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPEThe only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
BOB HOPEI once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPEI do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPEThat’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPEThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPE