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Bob Hope

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray

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