I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPEAt the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEThe Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
BOB HOPERonald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPEIf you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPEI have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
BOB HOPE