I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEShe spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPEThe only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
BOB HOPEHaving so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPETitleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
BOB HOPEMy next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
BOB HOPEA Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPEIn England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEThe stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
BOB HOPEWhenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPEAudiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPE