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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.

Bob Hope

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight

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