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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.

Bob Hope

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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