Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
BOB HOPEI don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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