The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPEI don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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