Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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