Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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