It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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