I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPEI have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPEBe happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
BOB HOPEWhenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPEIf you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEI love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEYou could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPEWe’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPEI saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPEFor the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPEI’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
BOB HOPEThat’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPESure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPE