One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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