The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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