She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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