And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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