Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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