England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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