black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.

Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
BOB HOPE

Music Names Personality Play
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPE

Funny Handshake Tired Water
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPE

Funny Item People Telling Years
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPE

Golf Relax Right Thinking
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPE

Fighting Games Golf
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPE

Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPE

Best Friend Talking Tire
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPE

Firsts Green Oscars
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPE

Better Couple Funny Humorous
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPE

Country People Political Jokes
Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPE

Away From Home Line One
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
BOB HOPE

Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPE

Careers Dying Line One
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPE

Able Although Country Lost Reservation

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Bob Hope Quotes