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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Bob Hope

It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter

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