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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas

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