Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEThe older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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