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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Bob Hope

I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping

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