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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players

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