I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPETiming is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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