I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
BOB HOPETiming is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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