I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPETiming is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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