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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Bob Hope

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful

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