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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Bob Hope

I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

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