The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
BOB HOPEThe service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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