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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.

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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.

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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.

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