I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEThe service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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