A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPEI always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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