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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Bob Hope

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious

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