The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPEI always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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