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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Bob Hope

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

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