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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Bob Hope

We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful

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