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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Bob Hope

Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter

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