On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
BOB HOPETitleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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