When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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