I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPETitleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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