When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPEI ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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