There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEI ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
-
-
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE -
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPE -
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPE -
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPE -
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPE -
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
BOB HOPE -
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPE -
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPE -
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE -
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPE -
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
BOB HOPE -
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPE -
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPE -
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPE -
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPE