I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
BOB HOPEI ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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