I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPEI ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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