If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPEI ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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