I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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