The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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