We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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