I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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