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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

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