I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPEThe workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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