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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

Bob Hope

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Love People Witty
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

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