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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play

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