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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell

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