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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
BOB HOPE

Funny Golf Same Time Together
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPE

America Funny Humorous
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPE

Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Japan
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPE

Balls Go Golf Yards
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
BOB HOPE

Golf Painting President
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPE

Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPE

Golf Relax Right Thinking
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPE

Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE

Age Growing Long
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE

Country Day Every Get Over People
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Running
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Successful
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPE

Singing Sweet Trying

By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

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