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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE

Age Growing Long
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPE

Get Golf Names Vain
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPE

May Watches World
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Love People Witty
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPE

Drinking Night Suffering
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
BOB HOPE

Drinking Kissing Tea
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPE

Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up

By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

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