Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEBy the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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