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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

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