I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPESure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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