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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Bob Hope

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful

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