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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Bob Hope

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television

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