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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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