All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPESure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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